We all have a chore that we abominate above all things. My mother-in-law loved the kitchen but hated
the laundry. I hate cleaning
bathrooms. I'm not sure why. It's not time consuming. I can knock out a good bathroom in 30 minutes
flat. Maybe it's because cleaning
bathrooms was my chore when I was little.
Maybe it's because we have two of them now. My working theory is that there are so many
tiny things that need to be moved before I can get down to the real
cleaning.
So today being Thursday, it's my housework day. Somehow my weekly schedule unites against
spreading the housework out to the days when Seth is home or the days when we
have preschool and errands to run, so that means that it all piles up on
Thursday (with a fair helping for Saturday morning. I miss my little house. I could clean that thing in a afternoon.) . I had a substantial list accumulated. On top of the second batch of laundry and a
batch of cookies, I had the bathrooms to clean, the carpets on three levels to
vacuum, and two nasty smells to track
down. It was going to be a full
day.
The day was also shaping up to be one of those days when
nothing got done smoothly. We found and
dealt with one of the smells in Boogaloo's room. (It was in the carpet. So we worked carpet cleaner into the carpet
with dust mops. To quote the Boogaloo,
"We're having fun. This is
awesome." I want to adopt her attitude. ) I wanted to cross Boo's
room off the list, but she had an accident last night, and her sheets weren't
dry, so we couldn't make the bed or vacuum the floor. Okay, so we put that room on hold. I hunted
down the other smell in the crisper drawer (because ginger root goes bad if you
don't use it). The fridge got a total
cleaning, but the bedroom still wasn't dry.
Dagnabbit.
Now, this would be the perfect time to start cleaning one of
the bathrooms, right? 30 minutes. Done.
No, I came downstairs and debated whether it was time to
make cookies or not. The butter wasn't
thawed, so I emptied the dishwasher. Then
Boo and I looked at baby sea turtles online.
Part of me said, "Head upstairs.
Clean a bathroom." My
conscious mind replied, "Maybe I'll vacuum now." So I vacuumed Boogaloo's room before it was
dry, got the hallway and the two staircases, and started on the main
level. Then it hit me. I didn't want to vacuum either. The dog wanted a walk. The Boo wanted lunch an hour early (She must
be growing again.). The dining room was
still dirty.
I sat down at my computer and typed out a little rant about
housework. A little of the steam whistled out of my brain. I feel better now. I'll get up and take the dog for a walk. Then I'll feed the Boo and take out the
trash. And then maybe, just maybe, I'll
talk myself into cleaning the bathrooms.
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