The kid in my current equation is growing up far too quickly. She turned four two and a half weeks ago, and
it's unnerving the way the number four seemed to unlock all kinds of little
alcoves inside her tiny brain. Boogaloo
has been trying out new sentence structures, telling me what she's supposed to do (albeit
in two word phrases), and actually following Mommy's directions. All these changes make me very happy. I've been worrying a bit about her language
development.
But we have also reentered a phase in which the Boo repeats
just about everything we say. That's not
normally a bad thing. It's awfully cute
when I get words like "gallon of milk" repeated back to me in perfect
diction, but, well, I said,
"Dagnabbit" (no, seriously, that's my primary cussword) and got it repeated
back to me on Tuesday. That caused a bit
of cognitive dissonance. I don't want
her repeated my cusswords, but that's a cussword only I would worry about. The feeling could best be described as
"Oh no, I've taught my kid to curse antiquatedly!" Really, I'm not sure which way to laugh at
that little predicament.
However, the language drama continued today. As I was cooking dinner, I heard Boogaloo
chirping in the living room. I wasn't
really paying attention, just stirring the spaghetti sauce and thinking about
the salad. Then I heard something that
jerked me upright and whirled me around.
It started with an "f" and ended with a "kin," and
it's not part of our daily vocabulary. She was saying it over and over again,
followed with something that I didn't catch from where I was standing.
At this point, I'd already jumped to a conclusion, but I just couldn't imagine where she would have gotten that word! I did a quick rundown
of vocabulary sources outside our home. Kids at the
park? Nope, she's never out of my
sight. Random person in the grocery
store? I think I would have heard that. That left the ladies who lead story hour at
church. Uh, no. Flatly impossible.
Just when I was about to start banging my head on the
stovetop to figure out where this was coming from, she said the word again, following it up with
"Press any key."
Press any key?
Oh!
She was saying "Thumbkin" as in "Where is
Thumbkin?" She just doesn't say "Th" yet, and her nose is a little stuffy, so the "mb" didn't come out. We had been singing
along with the computer earlier, and to repeat the song, we had to "press any
key." "Now we know" was
part of "I guess now we know where Thumbkin is." How adorable!
Mommy is an idiot.I turned back to the spaghetti sauce. She kept blathering in the background, talking to her animals and repeating lines from her favorite movies. Then I heard her say a word that had "a" as the first vowel and ended with a "tar" and possibly a "d". I thought about pursuing that one (I know it hasn't been in any of our preschool songs), but then I decided that she was just saying "faster," so I let it go.
2 comments:
Ha! That little story made me laugh so hard! I think we've all been there when they are little like that. I often wonder what my children are going to think when they start reading my blog in years to come.... I don't cuss in front of them, but that doesn't stop me from writing it down. Oy. They'll be in for a shock.
And I love that your cuss word is "dagnabbit," its so you. :)
LOL - Just this once, I am going to indulge myself and say "I told you so". I can't wait to hear her first quote of her dad (and hoping it isn't "d'oh!"). ...hee hee...
(Sorry about the wonky punctuation - iPad grammar check isn't as smart as it thinks it is, and won't let me override. Grrrr!)
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